Gov. Mark Sanford is one romantic mofo! I don't see how his wife could not come running back to him after this sweet soliloquy:
There's only one man who can match both the burning genital passion and the top-notch douchebaggery of Mark Sanford:COLUMBIA, S.C. — South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford said Tuesday that he "crossed lines" with a handful of women other than his mistress — but never had sex with them. The governor said he "never crossed the ultimate line" with anyone but Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentine at the center of a scandal that has derailed his once-promising political career. [...]
During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife.
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So Sanford is saying that he got a few blow jobs but never did the full tango until he met la chiquita de Buenos Aires? Put the shovel down and move away from the hole, Governor.
People fuck each other over. Even politicians. Who knew?
Were he not a hypocrite and a hater, I'd almost feel sorry for him. Unfortunately, the PHMT, and he can't recuse himself.
Sanford has said that resigning office would be the easy way out, and that God has directed him to stay put. So the people of South Carolina are Sanford's Job like boil? At least the Republicans are rid of this goober on the national scene. God just hasn't left that message in Sanford's box, yet.
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