Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Sonny "KKK" Landham needs new signatures

Well, not only has the Libertarian Party knocked Billy off of their ticket, but he has to gather 5,000 new signatures, as the prior Libertarian ones don't count.

Don't worry Billy, you should probably start here for your new signatures, I'm sure they'd be glad to help you out.

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Billy Likes Genocide

As I said before, Sonny Landham is a complete lunatic. Last night, he spoke out in favor of genocide for all Arabs.

And as I said before, don't think that this won't resonate which at least 5% of Republicans (or others) in this state.

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Sonny Landham: Very racist. VERY stupid.

Our favorite mildly retarded, racist, wife beating, porn star Senate candidate has just revealed himself to be even more racist and stupid than we could have ever imagined. Check out this mind-boggling appearance on an internet talk show:

When asked about high energy prices, Kentucky Libertarian for U.S. Senate Sonny Landham said we should release oil from the strategic oil reserve, drill in areas of the U.S. currently off-limits, and try to persuade OPEC to cut the price of oil. And if that doesn’t work, Mr. Landham said we should use military force to steal the oil. More specifically, he said: “We should go and bomb those camel-dung shovelers back into the sand.” Apparently thinking his racial epithet clever, he reiterated: “I said ‘camel-dung shovelers.’ Make sure you put that in the newspaper.”

Later asked about this on The Weekly Filibuster, — a radio show that works to inform young voters of the week’s political news — Landham asked if Arabs would prefer to be called “camel jockeys.”

Landham further defended his racist statements: “I’m a pro-American all the way. The Arabs, the camel dung-shovelers, the camel jockeys, whichever you wanna call ‘em, are terrorists. And they are doing a terrorist act on this country with the high gas prices. They’re about to wreck this economy, not only our economy, but the world economy. Now, when you talk to people, you don’t talk in PC terms. PC does not get the attention of the people.”

When taking a call from an Arab-American woman, Landham said he didn’t care what she thought, his interest was in American citizens. The lady told him that she was an American citizen, and Landham said he didn’t believe her.

And that's just scratching the surface of his stupid. Billy is running on the Libertarian ticket and DOES NOT KNOW WHAT LIBERTARIANISM IS....

Landham said the greatest threat to America was “not being industrialized.” He said we need to get back to the days of Jimmy Hoffa and Eugene Debs. He came out strongly against international trade and in favor of complete autarky. When it was pointed out to him that Hoffa and Debs are not typically libertarian heroes, Landham said this: “These men built America because they stood up for the working man. They didn’t allow outsourcing of jobs. Eugene Debs with the wobblies shut down Seattle for a week. Jimmy Hoffa today would shut down every truck in this country until they reduced the price of gas and diesel. John L. Lewis would never have allowed this country, uh, to subvert the mining and use of coal.”

Yes, this is a man who is so stupid that he is both a Native American and White Supremacist.

James Inhofe and Ted Stevens could run intellectual circles around this man.

Anna Nicole Smith's corpse could beat him in a game of chess.

But you know what? This is really scary, but I think what he said in this interview (and others), and what he'll continue to say in his campaign, will speak directly to 5-10% of Republicans in this state. This is the kind of idiotic racist shit that you hear from that small slice of Republicans (and some Democrats, too) behind closed doors. These people already hate Mitch McConnell for his "Mexican-loving amnesty plan" and refusal to send all them "spics" back to Mexico in train cars. And their genius plan to solve the world's problems is to simply bomb all the Muslims and kill them. WE ALL KNOW THESE PEOPLE IN KENTUCKY, and if you say that you don't, you're not being honest.

This idiot's candidacy has the real potential to build a David Duke-type momentum if he gets enough exposure. And psycho Republicans (or backwards Dems) who think that Mitch is too librul (yes, there are those people) will vote for this guy if they hear his un-PC (i.e. stupid racist redneck) schtick. And if this race is close enough, he could swing it away from Mitch.

Crazy shit, eh?

Of course, there's always the chance that Landham lynches himself for being Native American before the election, so we have to take that into account too, I guess.

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Newsflash: Billy is CRAZY

Sonny "Billy" Landham ain't just a wife beating, Mexican hating porn star.

He's a climate change scientist.

"Global warming, or its re-invention, climate change, is the greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon the people of the United States and the world. The intent of the global warming movement is to lower the standard of living of Americans by increasing the cost of living and the cost of doing business in the United States. This will drive even more good-paying jobs to other countries."

Billy 4 Cenate!!!
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Sunday, July 6, 2008

KY-Sen poll results

Our little poll experiment is up for who you think will win Kentucky's Senate race, and the winner is..

Bruce "Shawty" Lunsford!!!


Mitch McConnell
21 (17%)

Bruce Lunsford
54 (44%)

Sonny "Billy" Landham
3 (2%)

Carl Weathers
5 (4%)

The Appalachian Predator
38 (31%)

The Appalachian Predator made a strong showing, at one time edging Lunsford. But, in the funniest part of the poll, someone from the Lunsford camp started Freeping the fake snark poll, as he gained 15 consecutive votes towards the very end and pulled out a comfortable win.

Congrats Shawty, the election is now yours to win.

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Fun with Google searches

Here are some Google searches from this weekend that landed on B&P:

--Hillbilly fancy dress boots (hell, why not?)

--I want to be in Kentucky (may I suggest Louisville, and nothing else, sir or madam)

--Part Cherokee white supremacist (Billy 4 Cenate gaining steam!)

--Muhlenberg County dope (wow. What Prine says...)

And my personal favorite....

--Larry Chiles crusty (say hi to the BagMan, Andrew!)

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Senate Predator: Sonny on Red Eye

With a h/t to PageOne (where apparently I can't embed video in the comments)... MediaCzech's obsession was on FOX News' awesome 'Red Eye' show last night. For anyone who's never seen it, Red Eye is a lot like the old Up All Night with Gilbert Godfried, but dumber.

Sonny's pretty awesome though. He does his laugh, which is fabulous, and his reason for leaving the Republican Party is pretty good too:

"I couldn't learn to tap dance in the bathroom."

Sounds like he's calling Mitch gay. Anyway, here's the vid:



And here's a bonus FOX Video:

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Help spread the word on Billy 4 Cenate

Go to DailyKos and recommend my snark summary of the man that will save Appalachia from deadly alien beasts, and our women from unsatisfying sex.

Billy.

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Can Billy woo the Rousseau voter?

Probably not, based on this. But for those who love extremely creepy white power videos, he's your man.

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Can Billy woo the White Supremacist vote?

Apparently, he might do well with this one.

CLARKSVILLE, IN--The Council of Conservative Citizens (CCC), a white supremacist organization that has strong ties to the mainstream via members that are elected officials, will be holding their annual conference next month in a Holiday Inn near Louisville, Kentucky. This will be the second time this year that a major hotel chain was the location of a white supremacist conference, and this event is listing as speakers a former actor who has worked with Eddie Murphy and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and a Canadian fascist who was most recently seen at National Vanguard's Conference in Elmwood Park, NJ on Mother's Day Weekend.

June 16 and 17 is when the CCC is to hold their 2006 National Conference at the Clarksville, Indiana Holiday Inn. This is considered a suburb of Louisville, Kentucky, which in recent years has seen a rag tag group of Klan members attempting to organize that reports say may put together a rally in the near future with the National Socialist Movement. The CCC event had been announced months ago, but it was only recently that the location was published on one of their websites.

The Conference boasts a slate of speakers that are considered conference regulars. CCC member and author Brent Nelson. Col. Robert Slimp, and lawyer Sam Dickson, who once represented Daniel "KKK Guy" Carver from the Howard Stern Wack Pack, will be among those regulars speaking. In addition Minuteman and CCC member Joe McCutchen will also be on hand to speak at the conference.

Co-hosting the event will be actor Sonny Landham, who has appeared in 48 Hrs., Predator, The Warriors and a string of porn films in the seventies. He is a new member of the CCC and has been very active particularly around the issue of immigration.

Like I said, the obsession with Billy will last for a while. Be patient with me.

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Can Billy woo the woman vote in KY?

This might be an obstacle:


The legal page is the report on the activity that is presently consuming my life, and has consumed my life since 1998. The legal will explain how a mentally ill wife and a liberal guided federal government railroaded me into federal prison.
Well, that might not be too bad, maybe there's an explanati.....

During divorce proceedings in 1998, Sonny's wife Belita ran to a women's abuse center, due to her fear of losing money and custody of their daughter, Priscilla. Even though Sonny had never struck his wife or children (Rachel Landham is a step-daughter) [the foregoing statement was made by Belita and Rachel], the fascist women's abuse groups of Kentucky and the federal government through judicial terrorism framed Sonny, and he did thirty-one (31) months in federal prison

Hey, but look at those abs and pecs!

Woot!

(By the way, yes, I will be obsessed with this for the foreseeable future)


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Billy for Senate

Has Sonny Landham fever swept over you yet???

Well if it hasn't, check this out and prepare to be swept off your bare feet, Kentucky.





Billy!!!!

(Oh, just don't pay attention to this insane wingnuttery, though. Me thinks he doth protest too much, no?)

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Predator Bounce

Jesse Ventura.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Sonny Landham???


Sonny Landham, perhaps best known for his role as "Billy" in 1987's Predator movie, has called a press conference in Frankfort for 1:45 p.m. Wednesday in which he will announce that he is running for U.S. Senate as a Libertarian Party candidate.

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Landham, 67, would join Republican U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell and Democratic challenger Bruce Lunsford in the race.

Even though Landham is a former Republican, state GOP chairman Steve Robertson said he didn't think Landham would divert votes from McConnell.

Landham has appeared in 53 movies, according to the International Movie Database. Most recently he played "Boone Cagle" in a 2007 movie called Disintegration. He also has acted in a number of adult films in the 1970s, including ones called Slippery When Wet, The Trouble with Young Stuff and Steam Heat.
No, dear readers, this senate race will be anything but boring. Mitch McConnell debating porn star= priceless.

On behalf of all KY political bloggers and journalists, may I say, "THANK YOU, SONNY!!!"
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